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Washington Post is read by the people who think they run the country. The
National Enquirer is read by the people who think Elvis is alive and running
the country ..."
-- Robert J Woodhead
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Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and
Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently...
Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!
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Okay ... I'm going home to write the "I HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR
DEAD CAT LOVERS" ...
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"I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?"
-- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
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D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Come on,
let's smoke.
-- Homer Simpson, talking Barney into cutting class
The Way We Was
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Weinberg's First Law:
Progress is only made on alternate Fridays.
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I marvel at the strength of human weakness.
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