Why must steam be so broken with machine-synced achievements?

Wellcum!

↓↓↓ Abandon all hope, ye who scroll here ↓↓↓

Online around IDK... Unless I

- I fell asleep mid-game like an NPC.
- My PC caught fire (again).
- I got stuck in a 3-hour Wikipedia rabbit hole about medieval torture devices.
- The simulation glitched, and I noclipped into the backrooms.
- I got distracted watching some guy restore a 500-year-old spoon on YouTube.

I play VRChat, BeamNG, and FH5 because I have superior taste.
If you’re here to ask me to play CSGO, Valorant, or anything PvP… stop right there.
I have the aim of a blindfolded grandma playing darts, the reaction speed of a depressed sloth and the patience of a Deutsche Bahn passenger in winter.
Busy most of the time because of work (yes, I go outside, but only because I have to).

I make VRChat models, MMO assets, and suffer in Blender, Unity, and Photoshop for fun.
If you hear a distant "WHY WON’T YOU EXPORT PROPERLY?!" that’s me.

Yes, I am a weeb. Unfortunately.
I tried to escape. I failed.
Now I just embrace the anime-induced brain rot and pretend my anime figures are “decorations.”

Your profile is worse than mine, don’t even try to deny it.

10k hours in Farming Simulator, HuniePop, and Garfield Kart?
Or worse… Gmod DarkRP?
My games are private because I don’t need Steam snitching on me for:

Reinstalling Skyrim for the 69th time.
Downloading another hentai game “for the story.”
Having 900+ hours in a game I “tried once.”

I don’t wanna brag, but when it comes to being the worst at everything I’m built different. ^.^

https://imgur.com/a/akJIR

Why is this bio so long?
Not because I love talking about myself (okay, maybe a little).
It’s mostly because I can’t shut up, and I need to balance out the fact that my entire existence is a mistake.

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