Playtime past 2 weeks:
4.9h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
25 of 34 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:47pm

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:39pm

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:38pm

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:35pm

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:38pm

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:49pm

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:03pm

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:51pm

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:20pm

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:12pm

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:32pm

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:42pm

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:05pm

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:20pm

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:21pm

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:38pm

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:33am

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:09am

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:23am

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:13am

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:25am

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 3:41am

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:35am

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:43am

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:19pm



Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.