"My name's Joe Biden. I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate."

"Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids!"

"Look fat, look. Here is the deal! You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together."

"I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up and reach in the pool & rub my leg down so it was straight & watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap..."

"Dat--the data shows young black entrepreneurs are just as capable of succeeding given the chance as white entrepreneurs are. But they don't have lawyers, they don't have--they--they don't have accountants."

"The other thing we found is, and I’m sorry to go on, but this is really important to me. The other portion is a lot of people don’t know how to register, not everybody in the community, in the Hispanic and the African-American community, particularly in rural areas that are distant and/or inner city districts, know how to use … Know how to get online to determine how to get in line for that COVID vaccination at the Walgreens or at the particular store."






"If only there were a magical liquid that erased bad memories..."