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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 6:40am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 7:02am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 8:05pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 7:50pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 6:49am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 11:23pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 7:08am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 8:15pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 3:04am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 7:14am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 8:02pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 5:29am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 7:19am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 6:47pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 7:32am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 8:08am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 8:00am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 6:57am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 8:10am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 7:57am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 2:37am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 6:35pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 5:15am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 5:55am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2016 @ 11:22pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 6:47pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 6:19pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 8:32pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 7:27am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 6:47pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 7:38pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 7:10am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 11:20pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 6:39am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 8:07pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 6:41am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 11:26pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 7:26am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 11:24pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 7:28am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 7:08am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 7:16am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 6:32am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 7:12am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 6:32am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 6:13am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 5:16am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 2:39am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 7:15am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2015 @ 12:31am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2019 @ 7:08am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 6:47pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 8:04am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 7:06am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 6:47pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2019 @ 9:09pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 6:47pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 3:15am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2015 @ 2:31am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 6:23am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 6:47pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2019 @ 7:26am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2019 @ 1:38am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2019 @ 5:43am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2019 @ 8:39am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2019 @ 10:18am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 2:34am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2019 @ 11:42pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2019 @ 6:11am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2019 @ 9:09am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2019 @ 10:46pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2019 @ 11:13pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 5:45am



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
27 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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