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send this 2 5 frends :)

haven't played RUST since last year. bought a new car, have an amazing new girlfriend, i make a ton of money and i'm buying a house this spring. i party every weekend, i'm never home. i'm enjoying life. do yourselves a favour. stop trying to make gaming a career. it's cringe.

I, Jonny RaZer herby do solemnly swear that neither count chocula, fruit brute nor Yummy Mummy will never be added to hit 2017 game Fortnite

fkn cheator

+rep

-REP sorta suss tryna scam

Literally taxis to gate after landing in flight sim

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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hey, twilightsparklelover911! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

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Me (M) and my friends (M) were around 12-13 when we started to get curious about women. I'm not sure how it came about but we would invite each others houses and fap to porn in front of each other.

Sometimes there would be 4 or 5 of us, fapping in unison, all from the same school, thinking this was completely normal to do.

It was only until we brought my neighbour (M) to a sleepover at my house when we realised it may not be normal.. After a long session on Halo 3 we simply pulled our ♥♥♥♥♥ out, turned on Babestation and started masturbating. He was simply shocked and pretended to do it so it wouldn't look weird. I feel so bad for him but we are much older now and still great friends.

Me and my friends don't speak to each other about it. We have definitely come to the realisation that this was weird and wrong to do and we dread what would happen if it got out to our social group.

I think you messed up the rules a bit - when the dairy cow was hit by the truck, not only was the diary farmer suppose to become an angry dairy farmer but the cow places a side of beef token on the farmer (a +2 weapon token that can optionally be used to discard a "hunger" card played against you). Check either page 17 in the "truck attack" section of the rules manual or page 41 of the reference guide "collision - cow" or BGG's frequently asked question file upload page 114 in the section "when a cow dies" subsection "when a cow is hit by a truck" ruling 3.14a). Oh, unless you are playing tournament rules, in which case you only get the side of beef if you used a "reckless driving" card to bring the driver into play or it was the result of an "I'm Late on my Route and about to lose my job" event card.

Besides these few obvious noob errors, great video. Keep up the great content, and I look forward to your coverage of the new legacy mode and legacy tournament world mode of the game!

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint will bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ three time but I've trained my kugel muscles enough to the point where I can hold the Mount Vesuvius wrath. Then, as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate, I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot, sticky juices, the doctor looks disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is, we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by tax payers. That's my fetish.

I’m trying to find some quality, raw jeans for men. You know, men. Not millennials, not boomers, not hipsters. Just men. I’m a man. I want some jeans that are of a decent thickness, not so thin they’ll be disappointing and wear through or tear. I want them to fit well, not be tight or loose or high waisted. I’d like some style but not accordion sections or useless zippers. Does there exist such a clothing maker anymore? I’ve been looking but I can’t seem to find one. Good ol’ Levi’s might be ok but the last pairs I’ve had have been kinda thin and the seams rip. Wranglers are sort of stuffy and my dad’s generation. I don’t mind a percent or two of elastane for some added mobility. Or some strategic rips for a bit of style. I’d like to get a pair of pants I can look good in and want to wear every day for a year to break them in.I just don’t know where to look.

I am here to say that i am deeply and utterly disappointed in the prostitution services in Cyber Punk 2077. There were only 2 to choose from and one of them was a homosexual man. The only girl i could choose was BLACK. Not that i have anything against black people but at least give us a variety. I want to ♥♥♥♥ white girls AND Asian girls. And within the Asian range i also want to ♥♥♥♥ Chinese, Japanese and Korean. This is just simply a disappointment from a game that took 8 years to make. Especially a game that is so diverse in culture. People on the street speak so many different languages and you only give us one girl??? Furthermore, you couldn't even choose what you want to do with the girl AND you can't see your own d!ck... Whats the point of choosing your d!ck size if you can't even see it.
Game play wise this is the ♥♥♥♥♥ sh!t. GO AND BUY IT

Ok so before you all become violent in the comments, I do not agree with or support Osama Bin laden. He was an absolute evil person who sucked ass and deserved what he got. That said, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he had style. That aks74u with rpk74 ballistic mag? Fresh. That said again he was definitely a bad guy I do not support him. He was just DRIPPING though and I think everyone can notice that

So I was walking down the street listening to king vamp himself, and a group of people approach me and ask what I'm wearing. I tried to explain to them that I was wearing cash cartis Narrcissist tour merch but they didn't believe me and thought I was anti Black Lives Matter/ George Floyd and started threatening me unless I took the shirt off and my pants. I did what they asked bc I was scared but that ♥♥♥♥ was 40 dollars and my mothers gonna kill me. What do I do

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youre so cool haha im gay

in terms of your ideal partner list when it comes to dating, what does your list look like?
Here's what my list looks like:
My Ideal Girlfriend/Woman
Race: White/Caucasian, Latina, Hispanic, and mixed race (White/Caucasian and Latina, White/Caucasian and Hispanic, and Latina and Hispanic)
Body Type: Slender, Athletic and Toned
Belief System: Atheist or Agnostic
Political Spectrum: Liberal/Left-Wing
Height: 5'0"- 5'9" (152 cm - 175 cm)
Hair color: Blonde, Brunette, Redhead/Ginger, Black
Major TURN ONs
Freethinking
Open-minded
Pro-sex/Sex-positive (aka sex-affirmative)
Pro-Choice (Pro-abortion, Pro-euthanasia, Pro-assisted suicide, etc.)
Pro-premarital sex
Pro-contraception
High libido (wants sex every day once a day or every other day if we live together or every time or every other time we see each other if we're not living together; high interest in sex)
Staunchly non-religious/Anti-religious (Anti-religion/Anti-theist)

so pley

but mum said u need to pley w me

i thot we very gud fren

y u no pley w me no mo

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Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

You're being racist just to be a racist. Colorblindness has nothing to do with diabetes, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monkey

To masturbate as a man is to admit you 1) have no access to ♥♥♥♥♥ and 2) have no impulse control. If it's 1) it means you are a weak man and lack the resources to attract a woman. If it's 2) you are barely above an insect operating on base level stimuli and don't have the cognitive abilities for self control.

Either way you failed as a man when you decide to masturbate and to freely expel your semen for momentary pleasure means you have a sad life with nothing going on. Alexander the Great never masturbated he found someone to ♥♥♥♥ every time he was horny. Most nights he would be too exhausted from conquering the known world to have sex. Weak men have nothing to be exhausted by they don't do anything and they don't earn their pleasure. Not a single great man in history masturbated

The global importance of the Middle East is that it keeps the Far East and the Near East from encroaching on each other.

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean ... I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Month in which pregnancy begins to show - November

A part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee

A non living object with legs - Plant

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

I have opinions, strong ones, but that doesn't necessarily mean that I agree with them.

Now I'm no scientist but I've always wondered why he's so fast and after studying his races for 6 weeks I've come to the conclusion that its because he runs with a boner and here's why. So aerodynamically speaking a boner cuts through the wind resistance better than a flabby ♥♥♥♥ a flabby ♥♥♥♥ acts almost like a parachute adding wind resistance to the runner thus slowing him down. But Usain runs with boner thus acting like a spear cutting through the wind making the wind have the smallest affect on him. Where as his opponents flabby ♥♥♥♥♥ slow them down. I do believe he uses performance enhancing drugs (viagra) to get and keep these race winning boners. Thank you for taking the time to read my research paper.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a gay gay is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i hate the gay @gay

think you may had a typo in that!😆 The word “lmao” isn’t in the English dictionary to my knowledge. If you are speaking another language I can try and use my google translate, you’ll just have to let me know what language.

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什么他妈的你他妈的刚才说我，你这小婊子？我会让你知道我毕业了我班的顶部的海豹突击队，我已经参与了许多秘密袭击的基地组织，和我有超过300证实杀死。我在训练的大猩猩战，我在整个美国军队的最高狙击手。你是我什么都不是，但只是一个目标。我会消灭你他妈的精度喜欢哪一个从未见过在这个地球上，记住我的话他妈的。你以为你可以逃脱说狗屎我在互联网上？再想想，笨蛋。在我们发言，我联系我的秘密横跨美国间谍网络和IP被追踪作为现在让您风暴，蛆更好的准备。这抹了你打电话 uncultured white boy

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you need to get a life lol 9 games straight

My ♥♥♥♥ gets big cuz it has no natural predators