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47 of 50 (94%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:02am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:27am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:40pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:19am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:34am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:39am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:37am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:25am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56pm



More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.