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34.0 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
voxel
Posted 30 September, 2023.
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155.3 hrs on record (39.8 hrs at review time)
train
Posted 17 September, 2023. Last edited 12 November, 2023.
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23.2 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
[Verse 1]
My grandpa fought in World War II
He was such a noble dude
I can't even finish school
Missed my mom and left too soon
His dad was a fireman
Who fought fires so violent
I think I bored my therapist
While playing him my violin

[Pre-Chorus]
(Oh my god) That's so insane
(Oh my god) That's such a shame
Next to them, my ♥♥♥♥ don't feel so grand
But I can't help myself from feeling bad
I kinda feel like two things can be sad (One, two, three, four)

[Chorus]
The world's smallest violin
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon (That's right, that's right)
I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony
Just let me play my violin for you, you, you, you

[Instrumental Break]
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[Verse 2]
My grandpa fought in World War II
And he was such a noble dude
Man, I feel like such a fool
I got so much left to prove
All my friends have vaping friends
They'rе so good at making friends
I'm so scared of caving in
Is that entеrtaining yet?

[Pre-Chorus]
(Oh my god) That's so insane
(Oh my god) That's such a shame
Next to them, my ♥♥♥♥ don't feel so grand
But I can't help myself from feeling bad
I kinda feel like two things can be sad (One, two, three, four)

[Chorus]
The world's smallest violin
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon (That's right, that's right)
I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony
Just let me play my violin for you, you, you, you

[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge]
Somewhere in the universe
Somewhere someone's got it worse
Wish that made it easier
Wish I didn't feel the hurt

[Chorus]
The world's smallest violin
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon

[Outro]
I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony
All up and down a city street
While tryna put my mind at ease
Like finishing this melody
This feels like a necessity
So this could be the death of me
Or maybe just a better me
Now, come in with the timpanis
And take a shot of Hennessy
I know I'm not there mentally
But you could be the remedy
So let me play my violin for you
Posted 12 September, 2023.
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1,860.4 hrs on record (1,760.9 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☑ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☑ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
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☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10
Posted 14 June, 2023. Last edited 26 October.
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1 person found this review helpful
277.8 hrs on record (58.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
❤ Audience ❤
☑ Beginner
☑ Casual Gamer
☑ Normal Gamer
☐ Expert

☼ Graphics ☼
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic

♬ Soundtrack and Audio Design ♬
☐ Bad
☑ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic

☠ Difficulty ☠
☐ Easy
☑ Average
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☐ Unfair

§ Bugs §
☐ Bugs destroy the game
☐ Lots of bugs
☑ Few Bugs
☐ Nothing encountered

☯ Story ☯
☑ There is none
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

⚔ Gameplay ⚔
☐ Frustrating
☐ Sleepy
☐ Boring
☑ Fun
☐ Challenging

۞ Game time / Length ۞
☑ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☑ Short (4 - 9 hours) - If you are really into the game
☐ Few hours (10 - 20 hours)
☐ Long (21-60 hours)
☐ Very Long (61-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)

$ Price / Quality $
☑ Full price
☐ Wait for Sale
☐ Don't buy
☐ Refund it if you can

Final Score:
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☐ 10
Posted 12 June, 2023. Last edited 18 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
36.6 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
pretty mid game, could be better
Posted 24 February, 2023. Last edited 27 May.
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1.0 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
its perfect
Posted 10 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
142.6 hrs on record (114.8 hrs at review time)
I remember 2 years ago I used to LOVE this game, and I still do, I remember listening to fnf wireframe (it was 2021, it was normal) and every time i go into the game i remember wireframe. 10/10 game here.
Posted 17 January, 2023. Last edited 25 October.
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124.7 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
best game to ever exist ghost scary model in couch rom
Posted 29 November, 2022. Last edited 12 January, 2023.
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