1. When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
2. When life gives you lemons throw them at someone.
3. When life gives you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.
4. When life gives you lemons, tuck them in your bra. Couldn’t hurt, might help.
5. When life gives you lemons, grab them and eat them before he decides to take them back.
6. When life gives you lemons, you must clone those lemons and make, super lemons.
7. When life gives you lemons, suck out all of the vitamin C and yell “EAT THAT, LIFE!”
8. When life gives you lemons sell them on Ebay.
9. When life gives you lemons, pucker up.
10. When life gives you lemons, it’s time to upgrade to a BMW.
11. When life gives you lemons, drop them, then you will have lemon drops.
12. When life gives you lemons, unless life also hands you some water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.
13. When life gives you lemons, then you know you are protected from scurvy.
14. When life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie.
15. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them on your fish and enjoy your meal.
16. When life hands you a lemon, say “Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?”