signed

signed

me too

i miss zach

おれはPigAmericanです
おれはばか
i am average american man
i enjoy bad game runescape

sorry, im cleaning up my friendslist. you didn't make the cut.

small football

buffalo wild wings

dude, how about you go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lift or work out instead of posting this dumb crap on here everyday. you literally spam my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam feed non stop with this moronic self loathing. Go outside, run a lap, do some push ups, stop jacking off, and talk to a girl. Guarenteed youll leave this cancerous watering hole in an instant once you get some female interaction. Good luck, or as you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboos say... "Ganbatte"

funny gamer memes

dad please

happy early 17th birthday

all I want for my 17th birthday is to see my old friend Jack Meoff again

howdy

cyberbullying trainee

hey zach is nice

i like zachary

zach is a nice boy

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ to buy a game full price the day before it goes on sale

zach is a cool dude

IM DELETING YOU, HARAMBE!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Harambes are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Harambe!💖 Send this to ten other 👪gorillas 👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️loyal☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're a monkey☁️💦 5 back: you're Harambes kitten

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :))

hullo c: I'm a very lonely fooofy and very emotional FUFF IT! I wannah Fiind a person who I can dedicate my life to as well as all my time and all my free time, attention, heart ... Um... After sunrise... I want to wake up, happy, thinking of cool things I want me and my love to do, And I want to be able to ask them immediately... offer them that, and we'd immediately go and do it without some stupid opinions, social stigmas, delusions and other bs to get in the wayor other people to just put my heart on hold...... It really hurts... To be lonely like that ... I simply want it to be JUST You, and Me~ ... So basically, I want to find the one other person on this planet that feels more or less exactly the same as I do. So, add me if you ARE or can help me FIND that person who deserves, and will get, my full life and attention. a person I would sacrafice everything, even my life and limbs for <3 I just wanna end that search of my heart...

Hi my name is Cathy Terf’ness True Wymynhood Raven Brennan and I have long real female hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I act like Phyllis Schalfly. I’m not related to Slavoj Zizek but I wish I was because he’s a major ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hottie. I’m a TERF but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and harass random transgender people on the Internet despite being an adult (It’s my main hobby). I’m a goth and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic. Today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Some transgenders said I wasn’t a real goth. I put up my middle finger at them.

happy columbine day

same

zach is a khüle guie

because he didn't do 9/11 and isn't a cop

Why are we even friends with you

GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO
GOTTA GO FAST, GOTTA GO FAST,
GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER
MOVIN' AT SPEED OF SOUND (MAKE TRACKS)
I'M THE QUICKEST HEDGEHOG AROUND
GOT OURSELVES A SITUATION, STUCK IN A NEW LOCATION,
WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION, NO TIME FOR RELAXATION!
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T BLINK, DON'T THINK,
JUST GO, GO, GO, GO, G-G-G-G-GO, GO!
N-N-N-N-N-N-NA
N-N-N-N-N-N-NA
SONIC, HE'S ON THE RUN!
SONIC, HE'S NUMBER ONE!
SONIC, HE'S COMIN' NEXT,
SO WATCH OUT... FOR SONIC X!
GOTTA GO FAST (SONIC!), GOTTA GO FAST (SONIC!),
GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER!
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
SO... (SONIC) NIC... (SONIC) X,
GOTTA GO FASTER!
GOTTA GO FAST!
GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER,
SONIC X!

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reported for impersonating a god

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒） NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning. AND I LIKE IT.

WHYD YOU REMIND ME

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ that doesn't cry at the end of toy story 3

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ to be taking ♥♥♥♥ when on top

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ to slip his tongue into your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while he's gobblin ya nuts

Zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ to take all this abuse and not fight back

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ to not sight in a scope

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ to imitate a suppressed gun with a "pew" sound

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ to think a suppressor would make the gun silent

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ that puts his pistol's sights up to his eye when he's aiming

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ that mounts a telescope with duct tape onto his gun

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ that looks down the barrel to see if the chamber is clear

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ to mistake a 20mm as a 22

lmfao

zach is the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ to refuse to eat ass because he's on a diet