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"Why do people use umbrellas in modern society?"

Why do people still use umbrellas in modern society? The question is a deceptively simple one, for reasons upon which I will elaborate. Firstly, people use umbrellas for the purpose of remaining dry, or not wet. Specifically when their surrounding area is being rained on, pelted with wetness as it were. But whence this desire for retaining dryness when one's environment is wet, whence this human urge to ostracize one's self from the natural cycle, or rather... To ostracize nature from ones own life.

Is the clue not in the question? Is it not the same with modern man's wish to spend his life in cities, ♥♥♥♥ urbanus. Removed from the tumult of the organic world. And yet, what is this world, and what is rain? Rain wets, providing plants and animals with nutriment, filling up their cells with cytoplasm, and their veins with blood to transport nutrients, allowing them to stay alive.

Rain wets, providing the ground with moisture, moisture which seeps down through the sedimentary layers of soil, and without which no repositories of drinkable water would be present for the urban human to hydrate himself. Urban man is desiccated, but relies upon this natural cycle to replenish him, yet he pretends that this ancient arrangement is beneath him, as when he removes his domicile from the wet ground, as when he removes his body from the rain, the umbrella is a symbol of man shunning nature, of woman shielding herself from the life giving sky. Rain wets, and it erodes the cracking ground creating landslides, waterfalls, floods. It reforms the terrain, allowing new flora and fauna to make their inroads on the surface of our world. Yet from this, modern man and woman shield themselves.

Why? Why to keep their clothes dry, to keep their electronic items secure. For you see rain wets and kills technology, and that is the bane of ♥♥♥♥, so called sapiens. What sapience is there in erecting the edifice of your life and society on a foundation that is enemy to the water, who's anathematized cloud and air and sea and sky, for water is in all those things. And then, what is an umbrella?

An umbrella is an illusion, a self delusion that you can keep the wet out of your life, that though you breathe and eat and walk on things infused with it, you can control the dominion of water over your existence. What could be more intolerably vein than the child wishing to control his parent, except the child believing that he can and is. It is the delusion of created over creator, of art over artificer. But is that truly so mad? What is the artist if not the channel for the divine? The whisper of muses in the song of demons. Where inlies the purpose of the artist if not in artistry? Who's essence is its product, the work of art, and water is the artist, animal creation the art and human civilization the crowning jewel, the final stroke of the paintbrush. Why do people use umbrellas in modern society? To put it simply, they are life.
"Why do people use umbrellas in modern society?"

Why do people still use umbrellas in modern society? The question is a deceptively simple one, for reasons upon which I will elaborate. Firstly, people use umbrellas for the purpose of remaining dry, or not wet. Specifically when their surrounding area is being rained on, pelted with wetness as it were. But whence this desire for retaining dryness when one's environment is wet, whence this human urge to ostracize one's self from the natural cycle, or rather... To ostracize nature from ones own life.

Is the clue not in the question? Is it not the same with modern man's wish to spend his life in cities, ♥♥♥♥ urbanus. Removed from the tumult of the organic world. And yet, what is this world, and what is rain? Rain wets, providing plants and animals with nutriment, filling up their cells with cytoplasm, and their veins with blood to transport nutrients, allowing them to stay alive.

Rain wets, providing the ground with moisture, moisture which seeps down through the sedimentary layers of soil, and without which no repositories of drinkable water would be present for the urban human to hydrate himself. Urban man is desiccated, but relies upon this natural cycle to replenish him, yet he pretends that this ancient arrangement is beneath him, as when he removes his domicile from the wet ground, as when he removes his body from the rain, the umbrella is a symbol of man shunning nature, of woman shielding herself from the life giving sky. Rain wets, and it erodes the cracking ground creating landslides, waterfalls, floods. It reforms the terrain, allowing new flora and fauna to make their inroads on the surface of our world. Yet from this, modern man and woman shield themselves.

Why? Why to keep their clothes dry, to keep their electronic items secure. For you see rain wets and kills technology, and that is the bane of ♥♥♥♥, so called sapiens. What sapience is there in erecting the edifice of your life and society on a foundation that is enemy to the water, who's anathematized cloud and air and sea and sky, for water is in all those things. And then, what is an umbrella?

An umbrella is an illusion, a self delusion that you can keep the wet out of your life, that though you breathe and eat and walk on things infused with it, you can control the dominion of water over your existence. What could be more intolerably vein than the child wishing to control his parent, except the child believing that he can and is. It is the delusion of created over creator, of art over artificer. But is that truly so mad? What is the artist if not the channel for the divine? The whisper of muses in the song of demons. Where inlies the purpose of the artist if not in artistry? Who's essence is its product, the work of art, and water is the artist, animal creation the art and human civilization the crowning jewel, the final stroke of the paintbrush. Why do people use umbrellas in modern society? To put it simply, they are life.
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I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?