Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

hi i saw your profile and i thought you were really cute not trying to flirt or something.. maybe we could play a game sometime.. i hope you don't mind horror games. they won't be scary bc i'll protect you ;) sorry was that too much? i swear im not trying to flirt, you're just so pretty and i wanted to chat with you.. im a bit shy sometimes so i can be a bit awkward but hopefully we can get to a stage where we're both comfortable with each other and snuggle and stuff :3 i'm sorry.. too much again? see i'm so awkward.. please add me beautiful, can't wait to protect you from super scary jumpscares in horror games.. xx

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Hello, I am currently 20 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On January 25th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walruses. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever.