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Thank you ESO servers, I finally showered after 3 months
I showered today after having not showered for 3 months. I'm not lying, this is how I've lived for a while now.

A bit about me: I'm 26, male, and live in my grandma's spare bedroom. I have no source of income, never have had one. I have also never been in a relationship before, and have no interest in one since I don't know how I would even talk to a girl at this point in life. I wake up at 7AM, play ESO until 12 AM straight through, and go to sleep. I survive off potato ships and Ritz peanut butter and cheese crackers. You would think Ramen noodles would be a staple of my sedentary lifestyle, but since they take at least 5 minutes to cook I consider them a waste of my time. Why cook ramen when I can immediately eat crackers while raiding in ESO? My grandma doesn't cook for me either, she is disabled and has a caretaker help her every day with her own meals, I choose to opt out of the situation all together and stay in my room all day. I have my own bathroom attached to my bedroom so I sometimes don't see my grandma for multiple days at a time. I am 5'2 (155cm) and weigh 240 lbs.

So now for why I don't shower, I have no need to. I don't see anyone, no one is able to smell me, and like the ramen noodles, it takes time to shower. So it isn't in my best interest. But with the ESO servers being down so long for patch update today... I finally showered. I don't own any body soap so I probably still smell like piss, but at least it's a start. Just thought I'd post this in here. Happy Markath, everyone.

+REP IS MY SON

+rep good trader

+rep thanks for trading!

+REP Da homie.