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46.4 hrs on record (25.2 hrs at review time)
All I do is punch enemies
Posted 10 October, 2020.
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7.4 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Jump into the game for the first time during a stream.
People on stream betting who will die first, me (the newcomer) or about 6 other players. People betting I'd die after picking Wigfrid.
Roughly 30 minutes pass and someone else dies to a Koalefant, I'm running around starving- but still surviving, screaming at little woodland critters to "DIE WITH HONOR, VALHALLA CALLS TO YOU." as I swing my trusty Battle Spear mindlessly, missing my targets a few times, losing my helmet, but still, surviving.

Host decides to remake the world and have a fresh start. Everything is fine, no problems at all, had a load of crops, bunch of meat, fridges for our food, plenty of resources, we're doing great.
One friend joins our discord and asks "Hey I know it's late, but can I join?" All of us are excited to have another friend join us, and he does.
Everything is fine for about another hour, until...
Late at night, most of us are at camp, one friend comes back telling us they're chasing a Koalefant back to camp for us to kill it. I run with the friend that had joined recently with his torch out in the darkness.
We decide to run through the crops, brandishing my Battle Spear I began to swing at the scared Koalefant.
My light source (friend) decides to help me, by attacking with said torch, hitting the Koalefant and lighting it on fire while it hides in our crops, and sets our crops on fire.
People are yelling, screaming, hollering, running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Our other Wigfrid takes off her helmet, and walks into the fire and begs for death.
Everyone else accepts death.
We're all ghosts now at this point aside from one other. Wendy, but now Wendy doesn't have to worry about her sister being lonely in the afterlife, she has friends now.
6 new friends. As the fires continue to burn everything, Wendy dances with her souless eyes, while her 7 friends hover around her.
10/10 Would relive that disaster again.
Posted 12 January, 2017. Last edited 12 January, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
272.2 hrs on record (78.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is absolutely amazing. Only in Early Access but still a load of fun to play with others. The attention to detail is very well done. Can't wait for the rest of it to come out, and can't wait for the events/community mods.
Posted 21 April, 2015.
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