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1.8 hrs on record
*Rating: 11/10 – A Revolution in Gaming!*

Step aside, every other game ever created, because **Banana** is here, and it has completely **redefined the very concept of interactive entertainment**. Forget open-world exploration, forget endless combat systems, forget complicated storylines with deep lore—**Banana** has *everything*, and *more*.

**Story? Who Needs It When You Have Bananas?**
The plot of **Banana** is simple yet profound. You play as an intrepid, highly intelligent banana who has to **save the world**. Sure, other games might have a hero, but only **Banana** understands the true meaning of heroism. The game opens with a devastating apocalyptic scenario: *all bananas are under threat*—and not just any bananas, but **THE bananas**. The stakes have never been higher.

You’ll journey through a series of fantastical, fruit-filled landscapes, each more vibrant and outrageous than the last. From the lush jungles of *Banana Island* to the surreal floating world of *Bananopia*, there’s never a dull moment. Every twist and turn brings an unexpected plot twist—will our brave banana hero save his fellow fruits, or will the world be plunged into the horrific darkness of fruit extinction?

**Gameplay: Fruit Frenzy at Its Finest**
Gameplay? It’s nothing short of mind-bending. You can **peel, throw, eat, and even juggle** bananas as you traverse this visually stunning world. The mechanics are simple, yet every action feels like an intricate ballet of chaos. Who knew that peeling a banana could unlock **hidden abilities**? One minute you’re throwing bananas at enemies with pinpoint accuracy, the next, you’re **sliding across banana peels** with the grace of a ballet dancer.

The combat system? Oh, it’s **insane**. You’ll be using bananas as both weapons and shields, launching them in high-octane, physics-defying **combat** scenarios. Imagine the most exhilarating, jaw-dropping boss fights where you’re dodging waves of fruit lasers, launching **explosive banana grenades**, and **twisting bananas** into deadly weapons—all while the soundtrack blares an epic mix of orchestral music and upbeat tropical rhythms.

**Graphics: A Banana-fueled Visual Masterpiece**
Prepare to be awestruck. The graphics of **Banana** are the kind of thing that will have you questioning reality. Each level is a **masterpiece of pixel-perfect perfection**, with every detail carefully crafted to evoke an experience of pure bliss. The bananas themselves? They're so realistically rendered you can almost **smell the fruit**. Every ripple in the ocean, every glimmer of sunlight through the jungle leaves, every perfectly timed banana peel slip—you’ll find yourself immersed in a world so vivid, so beautiful, so **impossibly perfect** that you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

**Sound Design: An Ode to the Banana**
Let’s talk about the sound design for a moment. The soundtrack of **Banana** is nothing short of **divine**. From the opening cinematic, where a choir of angels harmonizes over the birth of the first banana, to the adrenaline-pumping battle themes that will make your heart race, the music elevates the game to a level of greatness that no other game can touch. **Banana** is an audio-visual symphony that rivals anything you’ve ever heard before. The sound of a banana being peeled will echo in your dreams, and the delicious crunch of a banana being bitten into will send shivers down your spine.

**Multiplayer Mayhem: Team Up and Go Bananas**
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, **Banana** introduces an absolutely **wild multiplayer mode**. Team up with friends, and together you can go bananas in the most over-the-top cooperative missions ever. You’ll race through fruit-filled worlds, compete to throw the most bananas, and even work together to **unlock hidden banana power-ups** that will send your opponents into fruit-obliterating despair. It’s a competitive experience like no other.

**Final Thoughts: The Banana is Mightier than the Sword**
In a world full of great games, **Banana** emerges as a beacon of absolute greatness. It is a **masterpiece**—an experience that is as surreal as it is exhilarating. If you don’t play **Banana**, are you even truly living? The bar has been set, and **Banana** has vaulted over it like a monkey on a sugar rush. The game is **untouchable**, **unstoppable**, and **undeniably awesome**. Do yourself a favor: *Go bananas*.

**Get your copy of Banana now, and prepare to experience gaming as you've never seen it before.**
Posted 28 November.
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53.7 hrs on record
Code.
Posted 23 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
644.2 hrs on record (604.4 hrs at review time)
Good game. (left review because of Summer sale quest 2019)
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.2 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Nice fun game that sometimes makes you ♥♥♥♥ your pants
Posted 3 July, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
it would be better if the game sold for 29.99 and had 60 cars and atleast 12 tracks. The "free to play" is nothing more than a demo with 3-4 cars amd 2 tracks
Posted 24 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
58.3 hrs on record (56.2 hrs at review time)
After Skyrim this is the only RPG i could finish 11/10
Posted 24 June, 2017.
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349.3 hrs on record (137.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The best Battleroyal game out there
Posted 20 June, 2017.
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164.6 hrs on record (151.8 hrs at review time)
Really nice game the AI is bad but im here for multiplayer anyway
Posted 10 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
25.0 hrs on record (24.1 hrs at review time)
Dank
Posted 7 February, 2017.
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9.4 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
Pretty nice game kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up physics but still fun
Posted 18 October, 2016.
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