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Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:04pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:36pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:00pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 11:53am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:00pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 1:29pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:07pm



Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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