Recent reviews by Desdichado

I don't like mud. It's soft, wet, and disgusting... and it gets everywhere

Loneliness ain't got ♥♥♥♥ on my mad drift skills

GIVE ME SUPER OPTIMIZATION OR GIVE ME DEATH

Being ordered to bayonet charge into enemy fire while Van Halen is playing is really what this game is all about

Probably the only horde shooter I actually enjoy. Love this game.

The main thing I like is the sandbox level design, letting players approach a mission from any way they see fit; the fully destructible environment allows you to do so much in the way of traversal, and picking where and how to fight enemies.

The guns are also all really fun to use, and have their own unique qualities that shape how you approach each level, thereby making the sandbox more interesting.

The game is kind of an overwhelming experience for a new player, but if you play with a group of friends and familiarize yourself with it, Deep Rock can be an unrivaled experience.

Also mods are really easy to add to the game, and enhance the experience soooooo much.

Special shoutout to the Mr Jones' Wild Ride mod that makes all Mactera scream unhinged Alex Jones rants at you, cracks me up every time.

My favorite fighting game that everyone likes to pretend is not a fighting game. Honestly for how much we all like to hate For Honor, this game is addicting as crack, and as fun as crack; and there really is no substitute for it.

The combat is like if you took Street Fighter into a 3D plane, the gameplay is fluid and combos are smooth; no other game can really compare.

Also, I love Centurion so much I can't even express it with words. I only picked up this game for him.

Bottleknight, my beloved.

They turned csgo into a generic valorant clone.

Bought this game ages ago for the exclusive TF2 items, I didn't know or care about how to play poker then. Coming back to it now, after learning how to play, this game has a unique charm to it; I love the character interactions, and witty dialogue. Wish people could still buy it, it has a very unique personality to it, and I enjoy playing it very much.

PLAY THIS GAME

I PUT 11 HOURS INTO IT ON THE FIRST DAY

I AM MORE INVESTED INTO THIS STORY THAN I WAS FOR THE MOVIES