My first day as a member of the Malevelon Helldivers? It was hot, it was foggy, chaotic. Nothing at all like the simulations on Mars. Of course thats pretty much the way it was for all of us wasn't it? All that equipment, all those weeks of training, it doesn't really prepare you for all the screaming or the blood does it? Frankly I'm still amazed we made it though the first hour, never mind the first day.

what even

I dreamed a whisper of a word. It gently smelled of rotten flesh and smokey blood.
It reminded me of your circumcision.

Eu dou a bunda pra vários homens, chupo um monte de pinto, dou a bunda pros caras, eu vou bater o recorde mundial em dar a bunda. Eu sou um estuprado, eu sou um arrombado, eu dou a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes. Os cavalos comeram minha bunda, eu dei a bunda pros cavalos, os cavalos gozaram dentro da minha bunda. Eu dei a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes, 2050 homens diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro. Eu dei a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes. Eu dei a bunda para 15 cavalos diferentes, 15 cavalos diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro, 15 cavalos diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro. Eu dei a bunda para 15 cavalos diferentes, 15 cavalos diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro. Eu sou um arrombado, eu sou o cara mais arrombado do mundo, eu tenho a bunda arrombada de tanto dada, estou com a bunda comida.

♥♥♥♥ you

That's gentile, the legendary swordsman! Kill him and you'll be FAMOUS!