Recent reviews by Lasakour

I gained access to the real estate management minigame and then it feels like I fell asleep into a deep migrane haze
When I woke up, Funny hair man could call in an orbital laser, but because it's chapter 5 ofc he doesn't have the mp to use it.
I then went back to the club and listened to a former homeless man sing a sad song while the same funny hair man hoots and hollers in the background like an ape whenever I hit the right buttons.
This is a serious crime drama I swear-

CA keeps going back to their old ways if you don't keep them on a leash, releasing more dlc with less content, reskinned and variant units with comically overpowered legendary lords to gloss over everything else being made worse.
lmao CA never change

Game was incredibly tedious and time wasting, then the devs nerfed everything that made it less tedious and time wasting while actively talking ♥♥♥♥ about the player base that used those perks
They never did anything to make the game less annoying, just making it more so, and now they're forcing the Sony account link months into the game
lmao not surprising
I've got people that just deadass aren't allowed to play the game anymore because of their country

I kept saying the game needed 2 more years in the oven to be actually good and yet what have they done?
1 new map
1 reskinned enemy
witch from left4dead
changing certain features that were dogass to be less bad
letting you change the things that actually matter about your 'character' (your character still is not a character)
a battlepass
crafting which should've been in game on release
The gameplay, art, and music department cooked, they clearly worked their asses off just so every other aspect of the game could be the worst most insulting thing ever, but it's a real shame said good departments haven't done any work on the game aside from the singular map and reskinned enemy in the time since release.

yes

I mixed up Lu Bu, Liu Biao, and Lu Bao and it was a fatal mistake

After getting disemboweled to a man many times we decided to have a 'designated survivor' on the ship to ensure our loot wouldn't be lost.
It was then that we learned that the combined noises of the TV and our boombox, devices for morale support, could coax the dog to climb up and come aboard our ship.
Amazing time.

Forced ironman and timed missions

Reminder to turn screen shake on when playing with an Air Raider for the proper EDF experience

I really enjoy getting double crit in the matrix to find that my saves are corrupted and I have to restart the ASIST mission from the beginning. And then getting double crit again in the matrix to find my saves are corrupted and have to restart the mission again from the beginning.
Other than that good game when's the next shadowrun game?