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27 of 44 (61%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 5:00pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 5:09pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 12:54pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2016 @ 5:09pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 12:54pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2016 @ 7:36am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:51pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 10:10am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 6:58am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:19am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 11:11am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 3:07pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:18am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:16am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25am

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 3:29pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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