Recent reviews by Lancereiger

Well thought out and fun. I'd say more but I REALLY don't want to spoil anything.

Classic cheesy arcade-y shooter fun. The plot's simple, the dialogue is silly, and the action is top notch. Sure, it may not be the prettiest or the best, but it's still a ton of fun.

Want to just blast aliens? Over 200 weapons for that. Want to use high explosives? Still over 200 weapons for that. Want to get in close and pummel bugs until your armor has a new coat of bug guts? You know where I'm going with this.

And with 4 different classes and a unique arsenal for each class, the mix and match is nearly endless.

Just...don't hop onto the hardest difficulties on the get-go. Each weapon has stats depending on what difficulty they dropped on. Easy weapons can barely do anything to enemies on the Hardest difficulties, so trying to skip to the hardest for a challenge will just net you multiple game-overs.

Otherwise, strap in, grab a gun you like, get some friends to play online, and go nuts.

I came, I saw, I saved the world with .2 seconds to spare. Now I need to do the next level to get gold for a new, clean pair of pants. GODDESS!!!

The gameplay is fun and hectic, if you're into quick gameplay, this will scratch that itch wonderfully. Don't be expecting a deep story for the most part, but you won't need one with the story they've made for this. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll scream a battle cry loud enough that the Evil Lords will tremble in fear of you and your allies.

And if you're a completionist, there's still a TON of Achievements and unlockables to find in the game. The replay value is amazing!

Definitely give this AND the sequel: Half Minute Hero: The Second Coming, a play. You won't regret it.

This game is full of Jump Scares and not legitimate scary material. Plus, WHY ARE ALL THE INMATES NAKED? I can't go one block without having to hide under a table and suddenly get a faceful of crazy inmate wang. It's not really hard either, the game tends to hold your hand, and again, the Jump Scares are not really scary, just really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying. Graphics are decent, the controls are good, the sound is excellent, the gameplay is sub-par at best.

If you like a Jump Scare game, This is right up your alley. If you don't like Jump Scares, look elsewhere.

Wasted My Money. I was hoping for a good Space Sim/do what you want free roaming kind of game. It's Not. The game is EXTREMELY buggy, the controls are vague and hard to grasp, and there's no "Fully Simulated Economy". The trading ships go nowhere at all. I literally watched one go in loop-de-loops in the same place just outside the station it left for half an hour because I was curious. This is not worth 50 bucks. This is not worth 20 bucks.

Do Not Get This Game. Get X3 if you must sate a space-game hunger. Unless the makers wisen up and patch this mess, This Is Not Worth Buying.