Recent reviews by Dick van Dyke

big chungus game

Banger game goes hard as ♥♥♥♥. The controls are really bad on keyboard, and on Controller still aren't perfect... you'll accidentally use the shout command instead of picking up an object a few hundred times. Some mechanics end up involving slow walking, but overall I found the puzzles fun, and the rare platforming sections also fun though sometimes a bit frustrating. The story hits really hard for me, for reasons that would be spoilers. The OST goes harder than it should.

Could use more variety for characters, which is understandable being in early access. There's a few characters that don't work properly, Rose using her skill and hitting no one is a damage loss, one of the healers has to stand melee to attack. Some of the skills are broken, like getting 1k gold for less durable walls only gives you the gold, and there's translation issues, but it's kinda fun as the only autochess game I've played. Way too many tits though, dunno what's up with that.

It's certainly frame data, so you're getting what you pay for. But also it's frame data you have to pay for. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself Bandai.

Forced someone to work at a slime girl cafe through this game.

Truly a wonderful game, That has not been topped by any game I've played since the day I launched it. It's one of those games that punishes you for being a dumbass, but isn't unfair. Though it does have it's ♥♥♥♥ moments (Such as Farron keep) it generally stays a fun experience throughout, and there was not a single moment that I didn't enjoy during my first playthrough, despite the frustration I experienced. To anyone willing to put time into learning a game, and learn to grow off their mistakes, this is a masterpiece I would highly recommend.

mmm....

It's fun with friends. I miss my friends.

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