Recent reviews by Kuratse

literally unplayable, the game kicks me every time I use my skills.

The cats dont look that great and some dont even look like cats, the image quality is quite low, not enough meows, no hint button, and for some reason there are dead cats.

It is EXACTLY like Slay the Spire, but with a tile based combat, and two decks instead of one. The gameplay is absolutely cruel where you have no choice but to take damage. The RNG steals the feeling of control from you. Half the time you want to skip rewards because diluting your deck isnt worth a card that does slightly more than nothing, and all the rewards are just small buffs to your build. Nothing gamechanging. Still, the gameplay is really fun.

I'm not addicted.

I've only played for a bit now, but the puzzles are meh and repetitive, and the narrator is annoying and has a lot of moments where you stand still and wait for them to finish their monologue. The gameplay is essentially shoot a portal, walk for a bit, press a button, move the square into the square hole, and repeat. A lot of the solutions just end up being walk to the edge of a high up ledge and shoot a portal to then slowly walk back and take the other portal. I dont like the gameplay, but the design is pretty damn cool so its probably worth to complete

MHR was my first ever game in the MH series. I expected fast gameplay where I can just hop in, beat some monsters, and leave. MHW is a completely different game. The gameplay is far slower and clunkier, and each hunt takes half an hour. I would really like to get into MHW and iceborne, but I dont have the time

Season 3 of this game sucks. I played one ranked game, and then got server issues. Loading for 15 mins, so I close and reopen to find that I got suspended from matchmaking. Great, 10 more minutes of waiting. So I wait 10 minutes and queue again. Loading. . . and server issues and another suspension. Great. I "played" a loading screen for half an hour.

Absolute 10/10 game. After patch 5, the game has been properly optimised and can play on very low end systems. Act 3 was notorious for running very poorly, but has now been fixed. Before patch 5, the game was poorly optimised for the third act, had quite a significant amount of distruptive bugs, and had no proper conclusion. But as of patch 5, this game has finally reached the peak 10/10 state as it now is in a fully completed state with over 150 hours of gameplay per playthrough. Now it is truly deserving of the title of GOTY.

Plate up! is a game, where you start a rougelike restaurant, get new cards that make your life miserable, start automating your restaurant to deal with those cards, and then you feel thirsty. You take a sip of water from your cup, and realise it is empty. You then bring your cup to the kitchen, and look up at the clock. You have just skipped two meals. No matter, you can continue. So you take a quick snack, and get back to automating it. After all, your restaurant isnt fully automated yet. You need to automate it. You must continue.

A week passes, and you realise the hell you have fallen into. Your restaurant isnt even fully automated yet. It's been a week, and you have spent 42 hours working a literal day job at a kitchen. You have truly become a fast food worker. You are stuck here, in a dead end hell that never ends. This isnt a game, its a job. You force yourself to work, because it isnt fully automated yet. What have you gotten yourself into?

This is absolute pain. I am in pain, end this misery that I have subjected myself to. I regret buying this game; its not for humans, its for masochists.