Recent reviews by Molestro The Magnificent

Boycott until Jagex fixes their predatory practices.

Matchmaking is broken, class system is broken, combat/health system is unnecessarily difficult.

Matchmaking: Can't even play the game because the loading screens are soooo horribly long. The players trying to connect end up disconnecting, and the players that have loaded in just leave. Or even better, the game just doesn't connect you with other players even when you click 'quick match' the only fix for this I've found is to restart the game, and sometimes restarting doesn't even fix the issue.

Class system: Two people with the same class load into a lobby, and then one of them leaves due to the 1 player per class restriction... Ludicrous. If your ideology is to make the game difficult, why not let players enjoy their favourite class and the class that they play best? Such a horrible oversight that totally ruins the experience of the player and makes it impossible to matchmake because people want to play their favourite class and leave when they dont get to.

Health system: Minor enemys and majoris are far too overpowered. It should not take two whole clips of a bolt rifle to kill a majoris... It should not take THREE combos with a chain sword to kill a majoris. The minors do soooo much damage and there is so little counter when they are swarming you. Other players with a ranged class will shoot into the swarm while you are doing your combos and when you do get to attempt a finisher, or an execution, the mobs have been shot dead so you cant regen your armour. This entire system needs an overwork because its not fun when you lose 80% of your health within the first 5 minutes of a mission.

Wait for the game to go on sale. Not a triple A title even in the slightest, and don't forget...

"Client not responding" "Query failed"

Every 10 minutes. Tried validating files, tried deleting battleye, and re verifying files, tried reinstalling, issue still persists. I cannot play a multiplayer game for more than 10 minutes without being kicked. Because I have more than 2 hours, Im also ineligible for a refund. Thank you Bohemia.

Gameplay is very satisfying, and makes for a whole lot of funny moments but every single gun, and ordinance, gets nerfed into nothing. In a PVE game...

I dont understand the ideology behind nerfing everything thats good, and forcing people to play a tedious mess of a game. The game is already so difficult as it is even WITH good weapons.

game client out of date

They still have NOT fixed the crashing. The game has been out for almost two months.

This game is a mixture of dayz and rust, and it has the graphics of minecraft i recommend this game.

It took six years too long to fix the game, but the devs have done it. They are semi consistently pushing out pretty solid content updates, and the game play feels SMOOTH. Comparing the product we have now, to the product we had six years ago, the difference is notable. Still no helicopters unfortunately, but there are several cars, and they work. Zombies can now spawn with backpacks, and they look pretty randomized. DayZ is in a pretty good state.

Valve, please fix your anti-cheat.

I do not recommend the game in its current state.

Thank you