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Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 12:41am

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 12:41am

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 11:19pm

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:11am

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 3:25am

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:52pm

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2020 @ 8:10am

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 5:22am

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 3:31am

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:56am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2015 @ 12:41am

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 10:58am

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 8:59am

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 3:39pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2015 @ 10:42pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 2:03am

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2019 @ 5:37am

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44am

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2015 @ 2:16am

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 6:22am

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 5:44am

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2015 @ 6:46am

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:24am

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:33am

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:33am

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:33am

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:33am

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:33am

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:33am

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 1:33am

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36am

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36am

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 12:14am

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04am

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04am

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 5:04am

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2019 @ 3:22am

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:34am

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 12:08am

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 3:35am

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2020 @ 9:01pm

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 6:46am

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 6:46am

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 12:21am

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:57am

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2020 @ 10:50am

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 10:54pm

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 4:48am

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:51am

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 9:09am

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 6:52am

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2022 @ 6:51am



Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
3,120 / 20,000

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
0 / 1

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
16 / 35

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
31 / 75

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
5,160 / 7,200

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
431 / 500

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
0 / 1

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
25 / 30

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
0 / 1

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
0 / 1

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
2 / 5

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
0 / 1

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
0 / 1

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
1 / 13

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
2 / 3

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
0 / 1

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
0 / 7

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
8 / 50

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
4 / 10

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1