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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:45pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:24pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 4:40am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:27pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 2:46pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:31am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:34am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:28pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 12:55pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 9:53am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:15am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:14am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:42am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:01am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:35am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 4:32am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 6:04am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 4:40am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 4:34am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2020 @ 12:54pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 4:20am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 5:09am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 6:21am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 8:44am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:03am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:33am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:36am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:03pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:32pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:44pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:01am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:02am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2020 @ 9:54am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:33am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2020 @ 4:49am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2020 @ 12:16pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2020 @ 1:01pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2020 @ 1:10pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 12:15pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2020 @ 7:35am