Snowman 混蛋's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 1:28pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 8:12am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 7:25am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 10:20am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 7:04am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 12:59pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 2:49pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 4:43pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2019 @ 3:15am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 3:41am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:46am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 2:25pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2019 @ 11:42am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 3:14am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 9 Apr, 2020 @ 5:57am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 1:44pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 6 May, 2019 @ 3:01pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:17pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 2:18pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 11:47am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 1:30pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 7:59am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:17pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 11:10am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 2:15am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2019 @ 1:38am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 12:26am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 1:32pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 7:25am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 3:20pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 7:26am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:22pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:17pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 12:50pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 7:53am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2019 @ 12:34pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 1:00pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 1:08pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 12:50pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 7:54am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2019 @ 3:00am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 3:35pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 7:26am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 7:36am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2019 @ 2:18pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:40am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 7:29am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 9:55pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:17pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:33am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 6:23am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 12:31am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 9:55pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:13am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 2:04am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 2:29pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 5:03am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 4:53am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

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Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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