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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:10am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:04am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:41pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:49pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:29pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:18am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:38am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:45am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:52am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:22am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:35pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:47am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:52am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:44am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:52am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:18pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:15am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:18am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:47pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:07am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:25am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:25pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:40pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:05pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:52am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:31am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:46am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:15pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:57am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 11:30am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:53am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:18am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:11am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:42pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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