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Recent reviews by LSD ~ CR@CK3R

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19.6 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Watched Let’s Plays of this back in the day thinking it was just Minecraft with extra steps. Now I play it myself and it made me crap a whole concrete cinder block. 10/10 survival horror.
Posted 1 October. Last edited 1 October.
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3.6 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
⭐ MULLET OUT OF 5

This game is what happens when Hotline Miami does a speedball with Doom and then tries to grow a mustache but accidentally invents a mullet.

Story? I don’t know, I was too busy dying every 8 seconds.

Graphics? Looks like my CRT had a baby with a rave.

Soundtrack? My ears filed for divorce but I kept the kids.

Gameplay? Imagine someone strapped a chainsaw to ADHD and gave it an energy drink.

I bought this thinking “haha funny cyber mullet,” now I haven’t blinked in 3 hours and I’m starting to smell colors.

10/10 would die in neon hell again.
Posted 23 September. Last edited 27 September.
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13 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.0 hrs on record
Turbo Overkill feels like Doomguy got drunk in a cyberpunk city, duct-taped a chainsaw to his leg, and started wisecracking like Duke Nukem on too much caffeine. The jokes are as over-the-top as the gunplay—stupid in the best way possible—and the game never takes itself too seriously. Pure neon chaos with punchlines.
Posted 13 September.
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8.9 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
POSTAL: Brain Damaged is like Doom got drunk, hit its head, and decided to tell dirty jokes. The DLC? Just more booze, more head trauma, and even dumber fun. 10/10 brain damage well spent.
Posted 13 September.
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57 people found this review helpful
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11.8 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Fix this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game already. How the hell do you release something this broken and then slap the word “optimized” on it with a straight face? The old junk version ran better, and that’s saying a lot. Congrats—you somehow managed to downgrade a dumpster fire into radioactive waste.

Bugs everywhere, glitches galore, crashes for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason… and the cherry on top? Some of these “features” actually corrupt my saves. Yep, the game is so bad it deletes its own progress for you. Thanks, saves me the trouble of quitting manually.

And let’s talk about performance: this ♥♥♥♥ runs worse than a potato strapped to a hamster wheel. I’ve seen PowerPoint presentations that are smoother.

But hey, what a steal at $40! For that price, you too can experience the thrill of constant crashes, broken saves, and performance so bad it feels like time travel. Where the ♥♥♥♥ did that money go? Because it clearly didn’t go into fixing or polishing the game. Did you guys just light it on fire for immersion?

I’ve been a Postal fan since I was a kid, and this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ embarrassing. Postal 4 isn’t just disappointing—it’s a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ failure. I can only hope P2 Redux doesn’t come out looking like this trainwreck and maybe actually lands closer to Brain Damaged. Because right now, the only thing Postal 4 delivers is frustration and regret.
Posted 3 September. Last edited 19 September.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
I love the game, but seriously… FSR? It feels like the devs just slapped on the laziest solution possible. For anyone with decent hardware, it’s basically a downgrade disguised as “performance.” To me, FSR is nothing more than glorified resolution scaling, and it looks awful. Seeing it kick in while Unreal is compiling shaders is just insult to injury. Instead of hiding behind FSR, why not optimize properly or just stick with UE4 like before?
Posted 6 July. Last edited 13 September.
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0.6 hrs on record
way very short game only if you spend time to complete the all achievements
Posted 6 July.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
good and very short with vaporwave vibes, the game like was made for speedruns and it kinda gives the felling to do it and is very hard to so i hope you have a punching bag so you don't brake anything expensive and if you poor, use a pillow or something, be creative lmao.
Posted 2 July.
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6.2 hrs on record
GF with glasses scientist and this is not a short game (kinda) is a hole game but is depends if you don't get lost in such big levels (no hand holding btw) still insane how is a mod and not a community dlc.New badass guns hd textures and more. Give it a try, hope we get a continuation.
Posted 17 June. Last edited 2 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
very short game and the atmosphere is like Afraid of Monsters with Shadow of Chernobyl
Posted 12 June.
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