7 Days to Die has been “alpha” so long it’s practically a fossil. They slap on cosmetic DLC like it’s a feature while completely ignoring Steam Workshop or proper mod tools—basically charging you extra to stare at a zombie apocalypse that still runs like a potato simulator. The real survival challenge? Trying to play this game without losing your sanity.

7 Days to Die has been “alpha” so long it’s practically a fossil. They slap on cosmetic DLC like it’s a feature while completely ignoring Steam Workshop or proper mod tools—basically charging you extra to stare at a zombie apocalypse that still runs like a potato simulator. The real survival challenge? Trying to play this game without losing your sanity.