⭐ MULLET OUT OF 5

This game is what happens when Hotline Miami does a speedball with Doom and then tries to grow a mustache but accidentally invents a mullet.

Story? I don’t know, I was too busy dying every 8 seconds.

Graphics? Looks like my CRT had a baby with a rave.

Soundtrack? My ears filed for divorce but I kept the kids.

Gameplay? Imagine someone strapped a chainsaw to ADHD and gave it an energy drink.

I bought this thinking “haha funny cyber mullet,” now I haven’t blinked in 3 hours and I’m starting to smell colors.

10/10 would die in neon hell again.

⭐ MULLET OUT OF 5 This game is what happens when Hotline Miami does a speedball with Doom and then tries to grow a mustache but accidentally invents a mullet. Story? I don’t know, I was too busy dying every 8 seconds. Graphics? Looks like my CRT had a baby with a rave. Soundtrack? My ears filed for divorce but I kept the kids. Gameplay? Imagine someone strapped a chainsaw to ADHD and gave it an energy drink. I bought this thinking “haha funny cyber mullet,” now I haven’t blinked in 3 hours and I’m starting to smell colors. 10/10 would die in neon hell again.