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1 person found this review helpful
54.2 hrs on record (52.3 hrs at review time)
Balatro is one of the best games of the year and one of the best games ever made period.
Posted 29 November, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
I hate to leave a bad review because I have followed this game on twitter for a long time and it looked really intriguing.

I played the game for about an hour on stream and a couple things stood out to me:

Animations are slow and clunky.
Enemies are tanky (and seemingly have random health values amongst similarly looking enemies)
Exploration is confusing and slow
Map is good but generally provides no useful info other than floor layout (doesn't say which doors are locked, etc...)
Direction of the game is confusing. There is never an indication of what you're supposed to do or where to go other than very very vague instructions on the pause menu.

Overall i did not enjoy my time with the game but I want to support the continued growth of this developer since I see the skeleton of a great game here.
Posted 22 May, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
9.9 hrs on record
This game is hauntingly beautiful, dirt cheap and has an absolutely unmatched atmosphere. Must buy
Posted 13 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.6 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
This game should be 60$

I never review games ever but this is a serious 10/10 game. The heart, passion and effort put into this game is only rivaled by the genius and varied level design, fast paced and engaging gameplay, phenomenal musical score and overall off the walls ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amounts of fun you have just playing the game.

Buy this game.
Posted 1 February, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
This is a detective game, and I adore detective games. Getting immersed in the world is a very important aspect of these kinds of games and unfortunately that is completely impossible with this game.

The concept is neat: You're a detective trying out a new technology that allows you to listen in to people's conversations and make deductions based off of that. There's just one problem.

The voice acting is ABSOLUTELY ABYSMAL. IT IS ABSOLUTELY GOD AWFUL. It is completely hammy, overacted and extremely extremely cringe. For a game based entirely around listening to dialogue between characters, the immense lack of quality is astounding and unacceptable.

The overacted nature of the VA also means that you can usually guess what happened within 30 seconds.

Overall really bad.
Posted 18 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
44.6 hrs on record (22.8 hrs at review time)
Now this is Halo
Posted 28 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
11.1 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fantastic game with an incredibly spooky aesthetic that leaves you curious and yet unnerved
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
277.1 hrs on record (119.2 hrs at review time)
Writing this review for the steam badge kek
Posted 26 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
59.0 hrs on record (29.3 hrs at review time)
Absolutely phenominal game. I paid 15$ for an indie game and somehow got 30 solid, beautiful hours out of this masterpiece (Not including the free DLC that came out later). Buy this game.
Posted 24 November, 2017.
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300.7 hrs on record (95.4 hrs at review time)
This game is great to play with friends
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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