Removed my davy crocket, smh.

Neeto

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.(> )>🎂 I was going to give you this cake
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.(>🎂<) IT'S MY CAKE
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.(> )>🎂Then i said 'sharing is caring'....
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.(>🎂<) I LIKE CAKE!
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(> <) So then I ate it...sorry....
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(> <) But then I remembered.....
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(>🍰<) So I saved you a piece
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Here ya go!