Recent reviews by Lieutenant Boner

There's not a person on the internet that shouldn't have Team Fortress 2. It truly is the most fun you can have for free, guarenteed. I mean I highly reccomend spending like 50 cents on something for the upgrade to premium, but once you start spending it's hard to stop. Bother friends for free premium upgrades. Gameplay is always a blast, for all skill levels. Even when you get all the weapons you can craft them and start over again. I have over 600 hours played and im not even good. Lovable character too. If I had a credit card I'd buy the ♥♥♥♥ out of the valve store. Bonk Atomic Punch cups? Take my money. The community is great, the game developers are great, and the game is never ending fun. Who wouldn't want that?
Also: Strange Force a Nature is the rarest and best item in the game. You must acquire it.