Recent reviews by The Moonsmith

Please, If you ever think about buying this, Message me and we will find you a better game for under 10$.

1.) If you're just here for the McElroys, just look up a compilation on YouTube. I promise.
2.) Do not buy this game. If you REALLY feel like you need to it goes on sale pretty often... but why?
3.) If you STILL buy this game, please make sure your friends get it as well. It is AWFUL alone.

The Good things:
The character designs are beautiful. It really nails the head on that 90's anime aesthetic for it's characters, even with the things like 5 corgis who pilot a giant sentai themed robot or even just a massive skeleton named Jeffery. Thank you Soap-Committee and charmwitch for putting so much effort into this.
The McElroys may not be experts, but their advice on golf should always be followed. there's tons of lines in this game.

The bad things:
The physics are AWFUL. no matter what you do when hitting the ball, it will always go where it wants to. It SOMETIMES will follow the path you send it on, and that's only vaguely.
Single player content is extremely dull due to the fact that the game isn't fun.
Multiplayer is non-existent. This games all time peak for online players is 17 people, and that was 5 years ago. Steamdb says 2-8 people open the game on any given day. Don't hold your breath that all of you will be online at the same time.
Nothing in the game feels fun. Trying to hit other players usually just ends up in your taking most of the knockback and deflecting their ball feels like a 1 in a million chance. If you wanna just destroy buildings there's better games.

This game is the lowest preformer in all the categories it tries to show in, except featuring the McElroys.

This game made me so mad that I ate all the carrots in my Progresso™ Chicken Noodle Soup.


I hate carrots.


10/10 made me forget which hand is which.