+I thlammed my penith in the car door

+rep preps my meat for takeoff.

Nothing like a bit of forced entry!

"Sometimes, in order to put your mother in her place, you gotta hang dong"

-LiLK1ng, 2019

-rep told me CCMC were good people.

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sometimes when I'm bored, I take all my clothes off and swing my giant mandingo side to side. just thought I'd let you know that.

I TAKE YOU TO THE CANDY SHOP

Me and my Frat brothers like to play Mario Kart: loser sucks the winner's weiner. It's funny because that means you're gay if you lose, and last Summer I lost once and Matt was like "Ha, you're such a homosexual!" and I was like "yeah i am, why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow?" and so he did and we've kept the joke going so long I proposed to him after the Iron Bowl it was EPIC and we're planning a cozy wedding up in New England next November it's going to be hIlArIoUs i've never been so happy in my entire life, no ♥♥♥♥

Us furrys are intelligent
2018 (almost two thousand nineteen!), and you're still dissing furries? Shame. A real shame. I can't fathom why you atrocious cretins refuse to accept an euphoric lifestyle. We furries have IQ's over 300, unlike you sub-200 normies. Also, our artist make more than you losers. Rolling on the floor laughing (only common foolish teenage normies use acronyms). Also, we wear awesome costumes that are featured in sports.

Can't keep up, huh? Also, we have intelligent wives and husbands as well. I'll pass it over to my super sexy boyfriend.

(This is my bf) Wow you guys are loser wimps. My bf who is 6''4' is super muscular. I also make 100,000,000 dollars working as a model and actor, and i have 290 IQ (my awesome bf is the smartest). We have super sex every night at 9:00m where he puts his penis in my ♥♥♥♥.
Alright i'll pass it to him.

(This is me now) You may call us losers, but in our convention, you're the losers.

In a bowl, break the eggs and beat them in an omelette.
Add the grated cheese, salt, pepper and mix.
In a frying pan melt a knob of butter, pour the eggs and cook the omelette for a few minutes, stirring occasionally.
Serve hot with a green salad.

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remember... I lova ya bro

really?! thats great! you got galaxies back! yaaaay! :D how are you? i've been worried about you. I've got my xbox working and just need to get money so i can play again :D