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Recent reviews by Kyrogeniz

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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
somehow felt like an even cheaper rip off than back for blood
Posted 1 September, 2022. Last edited 1 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
hell no it cant even load lobbies properly half the time
Posted 10 November, 2021.
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28.6 hrs on record (22.6 hrs at review time)
extremely disappointing despite promises of greater thing, only polished for the sake of sales


typical ea
Posted 14 September, 2021.
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22.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Before the update to try and prevent insta-executes, it felt extremely rewarding as a scavenger to be able to avoid/outmaneuver the hunter to avoid even the CHANCE of going down. Now, with everything feeling a lot less risky, that bit of satisfaction for an insane juke kinda faded away. I still love the game—don't get me wrong, but it turned away from the "git gud" vibe it originally had.

Also turrets being able to see you while invisible/in bushes is frustrating at the MOST—not really something worth avoiding the game for.
Posted 5 July, 2019.
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77.0 hrs on record (64.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is actually trash again. How does it go from fixed to back to broken in such a quick moment? I have no idea, but it did.

I adore this game in a sense for being such a good example of Battle Royale done right, but when you not only begin charging microtransactions in an early access game, let alone go back on your word about not doing it, you don't deserve any more money.

Meanwhile, the game is buggy and glitchy as hell. Games crash frequently, every patch brings a gamebreaking update in some way that doesn't get patched for a day, and I've played games where textures never fully loaded for a high of ten minutes, meaning I couldn't loot, let alone walk or see much since it lagged like hell.

And no, I don't have a toaster: GTX 970, i7-6500U, 8GB Ra.

A common fix is install PUBG on a flashdrive or SSD, but I shouldn't have to do that to enjoy the game when they could optimize it properly. <-- This worked for the time being if you still have issues running it.
Posted 13 August, 2017. Last edited 1 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
374.9 hrs on record (274.5 hrs at review time)
Oh, we're just heisters who've robbed countless banks and private militaries over and over.

But we can't afford a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drill that doesn't break every ten seconds.

Some experiences you'll get from Payday 2:
-Telling some to 'DROP YOUR PEAS' - Dallas 2014
-Yelling at civilians for not getting on the ground when you say to
-Yelling at civilians for not following them when you want them to
-Laughing every time you watch the AI civilian pathing through the Big Bank garage
-Becoming more pissed at the drill than Chains in the Christmas Payday song
-Earning a few million from a heist only to spend it all on skills and gun modifications
-Realizing you're too poor to buy assets
-Loving every AI asset that aids you (<3 you Ilija)
-Still yelling at that drilll
-The funniest pager responses ever (Really? Pacific Rim, Hox?)

Overall, I've loved this game. I recomend it to anyone who enjoys action-packed shooters. It's even more fun with friends.

But seriously, f**k that drill.

DLC? It's worth it, if you ask me. You'll find creative ways to use the guns and masks you get.

11/10

EDIT: Now owning all DLC except Dragan, I can still say that almost all of the DLC is extremely valuable. The only exceptions, in my opinion, are the Bomb Heists and Dragan DLC. They bring little to the table in terms of good gear. The news heists, except the Bomb Heists, have been splendid. I can really say I enjoy the amount of money I poured into it.
Posted 4 January, 2015. Last edited 22 June, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
149.5 hrs on record (133.0 hrs at review time)
aside from getting buttraped every second of it and getting Dark Souls'd(game glitches and kills you), it's fun when you end up being the one doing the buttrape and murdering your friends, who later block you on everything.
Posted 4 April, 2014.
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