Cypher: Lies, you would totally do jesus if you got the chance
Canisa: Only for the irony of it.
Canisa: I could imagine him being a fairly gentle lover.

Cyphmas: I got some new headphones for christmas
Coal: ooo
Cyphmas: but the wires are arranged in such a way that I accidentally choke myself whenever I take them off
Cyphmas: *every* time
Coal: .....
Cyphmas: you would think that I would learn but nooooooooo



Cypher: I'm starting to feel like a bit of a fanboy for valve
Coal grabs his shotgun
Cypher: but I hate those people
Coal: ok cypher, lets..lets just take a little walk outside
Cypher: So conflicted...
Coal: behind the shed
Cypher: Ooooo are we going on an adventure?

Cypher: So I just let a cat in
Cypher: fed it a bit
Cypher: had it sit on my lap for the better part of an hour
Cypher: and I've only just realised it isn't actually my cat


Cypher: I just let a cat in through my window
Cypher: Its not mine
Cypher: also my room is on the second floor