Dude. No way it’s you. Remember sophomore year when you “liberated” that goose from the campus pond and tried to convince everyone it was part of your environmental science project? You're a legend man!

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Perfect aim

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incredible in every round

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Quick match, big win?

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have an offer for ya, added mate.

lets do it again

"Give a man a joint, he'll get high for a day. Teach a man to grow his own, and he'll never be without weed."

ty for game

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Its cold in here

I am a gaming god. I have been playing games for all of my life. I am 45 years old and I've been gaming since I was born. I live for gaming, I am a gamer. I have 200+ hours in every game I own, and I own more than 300 games. That's more than some people, I know.

I live for every new release of games and I often buy my games in advance. I get paid in gaming, so if I didn't want to play I wouldn't be a gamer.

Unfortunately, my loving wife has threatened to leave if I continue to spend more money on gaming than on her. I've tried explaining this is my hobby and I'll keep playing as long as I enjoy it, but it seems to be a lost cause. She's threatened to take the kids and leave me. That's never going to happen.

My wife hates me, I have a lot of money invested in my videogames, I'm getting on up there with the most hours, but I can't stop. I am a gamer, and I will not stop. I am a gamer, and I will never stop gaming. I am a gamer, I play, and I will not stop.
Look at me! I'm a gamer! I will not, can not stop gaming. It is my life.
My wife cannot understand that. So I have tied her to a chair with explosives rigged onto it, and if she does not accept my passion, then I will detonate the explosives.
I hear police sirens, and banging on my door. There is a man outside with a warrant for my arrest. He needs me to come with him.
I remember my videogame training, and I grab my rifle.
I fire at the officer, and the recoil sends him flying through the door.
I must flee for my life.
I detonate the explosives, destroying the house.
I understand it all now! Life, is a videogame.

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Yo bro
Bro please can I hit ur juul bro pls bro
I need my fix bro. Cmon bro just real quick in the restroom bro let me hit that juul bro I’ll even pay like 5 bucks bro my juul ran out bro I could really take a hit of your juul please bro I need it bro. Please bro lemme hit your juul bro please bro just one hit bro cmon bro lemme take a fat rip off your juul bro please bro I need your juul bro please lemme hit that juul bro please just one hit bro please bro I gotta have my juul fix bro please just one hit please bro juul me

gogo

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I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.
I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my pp was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

hello, /ˈkwɪn/ I am /ˈtɛk/

hey lois i found the local simp ehehhehehehehe

please forgive me

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Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.
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accept me for trade bro i have some good offer for you

Hey my N-word, just wanted to give a shoutout. I hope we can smoke a lot of illegal stuff in the future, maybe when my parents are not home.

　

He's kinda gay

Quinn we need to play csgo again. i need your hacks

bob ross is literally the best

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked gay in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that! It's really rare to see gay guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a gay thing honestly im like really against homophobia and like ill be the one in the prius. We should really play unturned sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be gay I really like your profile picture sorry was not gay enough? Really sorry i'm really gay I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and gay 3===D~~~ xxx

you gay or something?? Black person quesstion mark

Damn bruh you've been busy with GTAV xD

ty for not kicking me.

i luv u

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