The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated aluminite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-bovoid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the "up" end of the grammeters.

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I have been working very diligently for 27.9 very long years in coming up with this formula which should, precisely, describe the transgestial accumulation of Quasons within a 4-dimensional anti-material gravitationally inactive space. The omega-rings which should be homogeneously applicable to a zeta-ubulu-Pebrionic Sphemphtospheropteroplamphleonically-Regenactivated Corogoscopilogostomolographtically Trampre-glotical Spheriod that is usable within a seven by one matrix of Wernecksteinian coefficients. This, coupled with a Bravatistigologial Space-Time Fabric undulations of seven-eight manifolds should hold up in Relativistic Space-Time as predicted by Max Planck in normal Euclidian Hilbert Space.

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I holster the pistol so I can load my bullets into the magazine.
Taking the pistol back out, I insert the magazine, tapping for good measure, and pull back the slide to chamber a round.
Just in case, I pull back the slide a little bit to be sure there was no failure to feed.
I holster the pistol and shoot myself in the foot.