Magaling to mag CS:GO, Valorant, at magmahal. Kaya ano pang hinihintay niyo?

UGH UGH UGH

Putanginang GLOBE kayo ha, tang ina kada load ko kinakain nyo, di naman ako na ngutang ng LOAD. PUTANG INA NYO, pukinangina nyo makakita lang ako signal ng ano, pukina wawasakin ko GLOBE, pukinangina nyo tandaan nyo yan, tangina nyo pag emergency tang-ina, di naman ako nag pa load na, di n.. nag papasa lang ako ng 20 tas putangina tas kakainin nyo kung di naman, tas 20 naman kinakain nyo sakin, putangina nyo tang ina mo sige, bwisit, putang ina nakakasama ng loob, tanginang globe kayo sana, makarating to kay ano ani kay Tulfo, para ma anuhan tong mga to sa dami daming nag papa load putang ina ninanakawan nyo ng Load, putang ina nyo tangalin nyo na nga yan mga utang utang na yan, tangina nyo, gumagawa lang kayo ng paraan, para para manakawan ang mga taong bayan putangina nyo globe kayo pukingina nyo, tang ina nyo makita ko lang yan...

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THIS PILLAR OF FRIENDSHIP MEANS YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND

cl_crosshair_drawoutline "0";
cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio "0.35";
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod "1";
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod "0.5";
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist "7";
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness "1";
cl_crosshair_sniper_show_normal_inaccuracy "0";
cl_crosshair_sniper_width "1";
cl_crosshair_t "0";
cl_crosshairalpha "355";
cl_crosshaircolor "4";
cl_crosshaircolor_b "250";
cl_crosshaircolor_g "250";
cl_crosshaircolor_r "250";
cl_crosshairdot "0";
cl_crosshairgap "-1";
cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue "0";
cl_crosshairscale "0";
cl_crosshairsize "2";
cl_crosshairstyle "4";
cl_crosshairthickness "1";
cl_crosshairusealpha "1";
cl_fixedcrosshairgap "3";


bind mwheeldown +jump
bind mwheelup "toggle cl_righthand 0 1"
bind c r_cleardecals
bind "X" "toggle cl_radar_scale 0.3 1"

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bot_kick;
mp_freezetime 1;
mp_round_restart_delay 5;
mp_maxrounds 16;
mp_match_can_clinch 1;
mp_overtime_enable 1;
mp_limitteams 1;
sv_allow_votes 0;
mp_free_armor 1;
mp_weapons_allow_map_placed 1;
mp_death_drop_gun 1;
mp_ignore_round_win_conditions 0;
mp_halftime 1;
mp_halftime_duration 8;
mp_warmup_end;
mp_restartgame 3;
say "Live after restart!"

exec 1v1

mp_ct_default_primary weapon_ak47;
mp_t_default_primary weapon_ak47;
mp_ct_default_secondary weapon_p250;
mp_t_default_secondary weapon_p250;

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.