Recent reviews by miasma

If you want to try a new game, but without fear that it's just too much to get into or the UI is too crowded or yadayadayada..... this is just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great game. I literally only have 3 hours played with my friends but safe to say I haven't tried a game and liked it as much as people told me it's good in a loooooooooooooong time

Titties, blood, mystery. This game is how my last friday night ended

As a car guy this game ticks all the boxes for almost ultimate satisfaction. The cars rev smooth like butter, deliver power perfectly, sound amazing, look amazing and overall the driving physics (especially drifting) has been incredibly improved on and you can tell the devs really put in time and effort into capturing the satisfaction of driving a car in real life. All I'm missing now is a steering wheel and this game will be the best driving game I've ever played (At this point I prefer forza over Assetto although I don't have a wheel so maybe that affects my opinion slightly). The game definitely, at its current stage, needs some refining and retooling for the not so minor things like random frame drops, missing shifting animations and one of the weirdest things I've noticed is you can't widen the track width on cars you definitely should be able to e.g BMW E36. I only wish there was more widebody and painting options, the fact that you can paint the brakes now is a step in the right direction, although adding decals to them too would be awesome. I haven't even played the campaign properly and probably won't for a long time because I'm just too sucked into just driving my R32 around and hearing that turbo spool, engine roar and transmission whine. Overall, great game and I'm, sure with the fixes that are inevitable will be even better.

If you're a skater you need this game. That's it.

*yoda death saound

This game makes me happy and at peace

I have a lot to say about this game. This game has helped me discover my inner artist, my inner creative genius. It opened my eyes to a world of colour and creativity, and this game has increased my IQ by 200. I have reached Nirvana playing this game, and every time I play it my powers grow ever stronger. My knowlege expands, and my brain fills with colours. This game is the epitome of extraordinary game design. This revolutionary masterpiece will shape the minds of billions, and the world will be a better place. I think that's all I can write for now, I'm ascending into the heavens... I can see Bob Ross smiling at me...

This game is so lovely and nice, and calm and just like... chill.
If anyone wants to get anyone a game for themselves or someone else, this is the way to go.
It's not very long (unless you're braindead) but it sure as hell is nice.
It reminds me of Mirror's Edge a tiny bit.
Thanks Lou for getting me this

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I wrote a positive review before, but soon deleted it. Here's why.

Singleplayer: Cannot complain one bit. Very fun and in depth storyline with insane happenings which suit the usual Grand Theft Auto atmosphere. Lots and lots of cars, and things to do outside doing missions e.g flying a plane into the twin tow- Maze Bank building.

Multiplayer: Where do I start. Hackers every fourth session I join, usually killing players for fun and not even dropping money (I'll talk about that some more later). The community is toxic; people killing other people who are simply driving around (RDM'ing). People with Hydra's demolishing whole lobbies because of their overpoweredness. And now people with flying bikes rocketing the crap out of everyone. But that's what passive mode is for.

Now let's talk about MONEYYYY. If you are lucky enough in GTA online, you will come across a hacker that drops money for you, adn you don't end up getting banned. Rockstar are so anal about how you should get money. Missions or Shark Cards (NOT WORTH IT!!). This takes AGES especially if your heist crew are idiots who blow themselves up (Heists is the main way of getting money). So money dropping hackers in my opinion are genarally welcomed into lobbies and are seen as SAVIOURS to people who are poor (most players). So that about wraps up my review on GTA V. Overall it's kinda good but kinda isn't.

Maybe you'll find it more awesome than I did.