Bruh's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 6:09pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 6:19pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 6:06pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 6:36pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 7:08pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 10:22am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2014 @ 6:38pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 2:04pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 2:46pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 3:40pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 5:33pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2017 @ 12:00pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2017 @ 11:01am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2016 @ 7:46am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 6:49pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 3:45pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 3:25pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 1:12pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2017 @ 10:57am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2017 @ 7:03pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 10:14am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 6:06pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 6:06pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 5:41pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 2:06pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2020 @ 10:00am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 7:10pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 6:06pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 6:15pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2014 @ 7:32pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 12:58pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 3 May @ 7:11pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 1:16pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2014 @ 5:34pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 4:26pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 6:17pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2017 @ 7:46pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2017 @ 10:49am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2017 @ 12:29pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2017 @ 6:34pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 2 Feb, 2017 @ 12:12pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 11:31am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

19 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

27 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

20 / 30