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Salokin   Mpumalanga, South Africa
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Welcome to the place i go when life no longer fits my fancy

Name: EggNoodleTheFirst, but you can call me salokiN
Age: One vs One me you illetirate
Gender: Something



XFD1048576 THE END OF EVERYTHING
(according to excel)




Waneer is die LAN
Sosatie Kalamari
Ek sweer
Wat de ♥♥♥ Riot
Ek sal ophou as jy ophou
Watse kak is dit
I was once a young noodle, growing up in an egg world, my family ran an eggnoodle business, but one day my father was killed, i suspected it was the salted caramel group that had followed my father for years, but i killed every single one of the to find out that he was killed by.... himeself, wait what, OOOOOOHHHH that makes so much sense now ahahahaha. still dont ever trust a salted caramel, the end

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バイオウルフは忍者を解散させました
Baiourufu wa ninja o kaisan sa semashita
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Gojo Satoru💖 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am 
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Biowolf 15 Jul, 2021 @ 10:25am 
stroll into my local GameStop

looking to pick up a copy of Binding of Isaac

grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register

"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..."

she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves

her eyes widen as she reads the game's title
Biowolf 15 Jul, 2021 @ 10:24am 

"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!"

I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind

"Hahaha look at what this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is buying! That's not Call of Duty Advanced Memefare! What a piece of ♥♥♥♥!"

I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst

generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt is standing there guffawing

"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady."

"♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
Biowolf 15 Jul, 2021 @ 10:24am 

I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them

"As you wish..."

I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react

he bellows and charges forward

I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter

I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back

"...requiescat in pace..."

As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers

"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...?

"No thanks, milady, it's only single player. Besides..."

I sheath my sword

"You're not my type."

skate away on my Heelys
Braai Broodjie 15 Jul, 2021 @ 8:58am 
:D
Biowolf 17 Oct, 2020 @ 2:48am 
ReD hAt SiTs