Recent reviews by Krixius

NEW REVIEW

Ever wanted to sit and play poker without having to have your poker face on? Have you ever wanted to rage while playing poker? Then get this game! It's so RIGGED, you'll sit there with the best cards and still get your sassy lil' behind handed to you on a silver platter!

I suggest shaving your head before you start playing this game, that way you won't be pulling your hair out. I shaved my head clean before I bought this game and it's one of the best things I've ever done, otherwise by now I would have baldspots from yanking my own hair outta my head! #beardgamestrong

Would shave my head clean again to avoid looking like sh!t/10


OLD REVIEW

Great Poker game!

Hilarious Characters from other games, with epic dialogue between the Characters! The jokes are on fleek lol. Characters are Claptrap, Glados, Brock Samson, Ash Williams and Sam (with Max) and Moxxi bringing in some drinks!

Bonus for getting free untradeable items for Borderlands 2 and TF2. Oh sorry did you say something? Couldn't hear you over my cards sucking! This game is rigged AF! :D

HEYOOO/10 would listen to Claptrap tell Steve to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up again!

Awesome 10 minute movie!

If you love action and bullets and blood, definitely give this a watch. It's great quality and has a great action sequence. And it's Free lol so why not

10/10 would watch brains getting blown out all over the walls again!

This game is just pure awesomeness, yes I said that. This is a must play, no matter if you've played the Borderlands games before, but having played them will give you a better understanding of what is going on. This game is filled with more Borderlands style hilarious comedy and laughter (and explosions of course), and some emotional roller coaster moments!

This game definitely has one of the best endings you can get, sooooo worth it! I enjoyed every scene in this game and I loved every single character! This definitely goes down as one of the best gaming experiences I've had, definitely a game right up there between my favorites off all time!

10/10 would have another huge finger-gun fight in Hyperion's Hub of Heroism!

This is one of the best games you will ever play! Following up on the 1st Borderlands game (which was awesome!!!) this game stepped it up even more, its so much better, so much more funny, and sooooo many more guns!

Shotguns that shoot swords, a shotgun that screams when you shoot, a unicorn named Butt Stallion, a guy craving for you to shoot him in the face! This game is filled with funny crazy sh!t that will make you keep coming back for more!

Seriously get yourself this game, and DO get the the GOTY and all DLC's, this game has the best DLC's, well worth your money, it adds many more hours of hilarious sh!t. Also huge plus for replayability and co-op just makes this game more fun with friends!!

10/10 Would shoot the crazy screaming guy in the face again!

Really loved this game! Was sooo much fun to play and I'm definitely gonna play it again a few times! If you love humour and laughing hard at stupid sh!t then this game is for you! Crazy screaming midgets running everywhere, and some really cool boss fights! The game is rich with many humourous characters you'll come to love and enjoy! You'll hear some of the cheesiest one-liners that'll make you rip yourself laughing! And lets not talk about the 1000's of guns you get in this game, this game is worth gold! Best FPS RPG you'll ever play...

10/10 Would kill all those midgets again

"Oh look, a Witcher. Hide your women!" - Some random Noble in the streets of Vizima.

I liked this game. The combat sucks but you get used to it. Definitely can't wait to get into Assassins of Kings and eventually Wild Hunt.

"Abso-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-lutely beautiful" - The Witcher

10/10 would make them hide their women again

Some of the most random sh!t I've ever seen!!! But it's pure gold! Laughed so hard 90% of the time!

From zapping Arcade Robots to Thor's old wrinkly pecks to a Triceracop shooting Nazis in the d!ck...

Definitely worth the watch!!

FURY/10

Came across a pirate camp with a Leopard in a cage, shot the cage and the leopard killed all the pirates, just like that lol


This game is seriously good, the story is captivating and keeps you interested in what you're gonna have to do next on this beautiful Island full of wild animals that can kill you at any moment. And I love the idea of the tattoo you get as you progress through the game, it's awesome! I'd give it a 10 out of 10 just cauze it's just that enjoyable. Only thing I didn't like is turning ninja and having to climb those damn towers to unlock an area on your map (like in AC). Other than that this game is amazing!


Take that Vass! You crazy madafaka!!

I really enjoyed the game. At times you wanna tear your hair out because of missing a jump or not hitting a button at the exact moment and getting ripped apart by animals or falling a mile to your death, but still even with that it's so worth it.

The game is very beautiful and the story really pulls you in. And the shooting is fun, I mean you can kill people with a bow, that's freaking awesome!! Makes me feel like I'm Green Arrow scaling roofs and killing the bad guys, and who wouldn't wanna be in a hot female body doing what the Green Arrow does????? Come on! lol

9/10 will Tomb Raid again