My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

Hey champ, it seems we became friends....do not get excited. I have a million friends, and only did this to get you to double digits. Some tell me I am too giving, but the only thing I will be giving you advice. You do not have to take it, but you should unless you want me as a step-father...but you should want that too. I will give you 5 bucks for the arcade as I pound your mom. Get the high score or do not come home. Do not come home anyway, because I already got the highest score which is your mom. Garbage in the garbage. Good luck in 9th grade.

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Mulder: Well, I may not have the X-Files, Scully, but I still have my work, and I still have you...

"The X-Files: Little Green Men"

Scully: (with gun pointed at Mulder): It's not the truth Mom.
He's lied to me from the beginning. He never trusted me.
Mulder: Scully, you are the ONLY one I trust.

"The X-Files: Wetwired"
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die chmo