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Recent reviews by Cpt_Mustard

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
274.8 hrs on record (119.6 hrs at review time)
This is what happens when you force Gears of War and God of War Ragnarok to have a child
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
241.0 hrs on record (200.7 hrs at review time)
makin good progress, keep that up and CLEAR!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!
Posted 23 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Learn to dance around death instead of rushing, once you get past that learning curve, the game will flow smoooooothly~ and you will have fun killing AI.

9/10 overall
Posted 26 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
10.6 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Potato is now my best friend
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Game is only for Intellectuals whom watched Hentai
Posted 26 May, 2018.
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13 people found this review helpful
3,225.5 hrs on record (1,524.8 hrs at review time)
Spent 3000 hours in kf2 with a sh*tty PC and still having a ton of fun
Posted 19 November, 2016. Last edited 20 May, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Doing Hotline miami or Boiling point wearing daisy mask is gonna make me uncomfortable
Eh... might aswell play PvP.... *Sokol appears on the spot*
Posted 20 October, 2016. Last edited 20 October, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
39 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Before I played:
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   レ ノ   ヽ_つ
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`ノ )  Lノ
After I played:
/フフ         ム`ヽ
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/ |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/
   `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
    丶  ̄ _人'彡)
Posted 28 July, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,256.4 hrs on record (263.2 hrs at review time)
it's fine
Posted 4 June, 2016. Last edited 16 June, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
270.4 hrs on record (92.7 hrs at review time)
Mastery from the shadows, can make a great deferance in art of life
Posted 21 August, 2015.
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