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1 person found this review helpful
174.6 hrs on record (131.6 hrs at review time)
They added ballsack physics 10/10
Posted 7 April.
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67.9 hrs on record (52.3 hrs at review time)
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Posted 28 January.
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0.0 hrs on record
Paid mods is very stupid, yes. But I also need to mention the update corrupting most saves. Even my VANILLA character's saves are corrupt besides the saves in helgen. You read that correctly, my unmodded savegames are broken. Thanks Betheseda. I even waited till the early 2024 update to see if it would fix this issue. Nope. All my saves are still corrupted and lost. This and the achievements being broken STILL is the icing on the cake.
Posted 18 January. Last edited 18 January.
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12.2 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
From what I have played, the game seems great. The fluidity in combat is surprisingly great. Most "soulslike" games tend to lose that but this does not. Some of the enemy animations are janky though and can feel pretty unnatural. A HUGE thing that makes me unable to recommend this game is the technical issues. Crashes are bothersome but the worst part is saves being corrupted. I have played the game for almost 3 hours and lost 4 saves... over a 3 hour span.... Yeah... not a very playable experience when the games save data wipes after playing for half an hour to an hour. This sucks because I want to keep playing the game but quite literally can't.

Update: I finally got passed the game erasing it's own data by quitting out every few minutes. Although this is extremely time consuming, inconvenient and immersion breaking. I will try my best to review the game without spoiling it.

First I must mention the enemy variety. Or lack there of. There are about a dozen main types of enemies and basically every enemy in the game is a strong or weak version of these variants. Surely these stronger and weaker versions have different move sets? nope. The enemies of one family of weapons always use the same move sets. After the first 2 levels they just feel so repetitive, especially since encountering stronger enemies
lacks to introduce anything. The only difference is an increase in health and damage. The game seems to follow the "making the game harder makes it better" mentality. The combat is great and makes those health pools use combat mechanics to drain but again, after learning all the movesets of all dozen or so enemies this just becomes wait for attack>parry or dodge>do damage>repeat.

Secondly is the level design and the amount of levels. There's only 13 levels and of those 13, a third of them are the same maps with slightly different layouts and a quarter are maps that are ONLY a boss. They, like the enemies, feel so repetitive to navigate. There's many times where you just see a path from a previous level and feel nothing new. This also leads to less exploration, not only the repetitiveness but the size of the maps. Many times you will find dead ends, cut offs and invisible walls of places that could clearly be opened. Many times playing I found myself wondering "this isn't the whole level, right?" because of the straight forwardness of every level and nothing to explore or alternative routes to take. They're just so linear that they lack any explosiveness. Lots of the levels and maps are simply hallways, there aren't many open areas outside of those meant to fight enemies. Until we get DLCs adding more content, there is just not much replayability to these levels.

Thirdly the leveling up mechanics feel so generic and boring. Theres only 3 stats to level up and up to level 24 you get a perk point each level. These perk points can be reassigned without any negatives which sounds fun but it kind of just grows to a novelty. Some perks are clearly much better than others so the only time I see myself needing to respec is before boss fights, there's not much respecing that will be necessary after learning how to parry on time.

The overall length of the game is also VERY disappointing. Had I not been required to quit out every few minutes and replayed after my progress was erased multiple times, I could beat this game in an hour if that.

With all this in mind on top of the crashing every few minutes I cannot recommend this game. It is fun for the first level or two, maybe three but after that it just becomes bait out enemies one at a time until you reach a boss or get to a level that consists of ONLY a boss. This or just dash and sprint through entire levels. If you take this approach it won't take long AT ALL to exhaust the game of what little content it already has.
Posted 8 July, 2023. Last edited 20 July, 2023.
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5.3 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
I stepped on this game.

It hurted :(
Posted 23 February, 2023.
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6.4 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
2 times the portals than the original game
Posted 8 January, 2023.
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5.8 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Me... I am your daddy
Posted 8 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.3 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I made myself a mean cup of coffee before facing loads of domestic terrorism.

Would recommend
Posted 8 January, 2023.
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58.8 hrs on record (20.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Burnt my lasagna and set off a smoke alarm, bringing hundreds of zombies to my home.

10/10
Posted 18 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
Not the domination game I wanted, but pretty cool nonetheless.
Posted 18 November, 2022.
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