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I was buying groceries at the Kroger when I saw Brodie Smith. I kindly approached him and asked for him to sign my Berg (I always have at least three on me at all times). He just looked at me with his mouth gaping open and ripped an insanely long fart. I was slightly startled, but have see his pro tour interviews. I was prepared for the situation and immediately screamed “DARK HORSE!”, trying my best to mask the sound. I didn’t want him to be embarrassed. It lasted about 9 seconds (about how long I can throw my Berg (9 seconds last for about 475 feet or 57 meters for my European friends)).
By the time everything was over, Brodie was on all fours. He asked me “What do you know about Darkhorse?” and proceded to gallop away. I was shocked, I really thought he would be nicer. I checked the laces on my Idio Syncrasy’s and continued with my shopping.
It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.
I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.
Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.
I find it kinda cap
The dreams in which I'm dying
are the ones that low key slap.