Recent reviews by Kreeves

lizard ladies HUBBA HUBBA

Oh yeah, and the game is also pretty good too. Nice graphics, great storyline and very engaging characters. Easily on par with The Witcher 3 in terms of how good of an RPG I think it is.

10/10 would watch female lizard hips sway again

So. Subnautica.

I have a love/hate relationship with you.

On the one hand, you are easily the most amazing survival game I've ever played in my entire life. Those survival games that do have stories are often quite unengaging and uninteresting, but yours was different. Yours got me to do something that I dreaded, having a fear of the open water; explore. Staying in one place simply wasn't an option. No, with you, I had to constantly go deeper. My only way out of the nightmare that was Planet 4546B was to explore all it had to offer, from the colourful charm of the grassy plataeus to the nightmarish landscape of the lost river. Everything about you it was a survival game based on deep sea exploration should be; a mix of both stunning landscapes filled with colourful creatures and plantlife to an almost horror-game esque environment, filled with sealife that wants nothing more than to see you dead.

Like I said, you are easily the best survival game I've ever played in my life. Everything about you, from the gameplay to the soundtrack, is amazing.

Except for one thing.

♥♥♥♥ Leviathans.

Other than that, great game!

Played this game back on the 360 when it first game out, so as you can imagine when the remaster rolled round I was pretty interested.

I'm glad I bought it, because while there are some things that bug me - little to nonexistant facial animations being one - the game is overall a fun, enjoyable experience. The controls are responsive, the graphics are great, and some of the humour is pretty good. Emphasis on some, however.

Also, don't be going into it expecting a captivating story. This isn't a story-based game, this is a shooter. And a pretty good one too. The gunplay is very well done.

It's a shame that this game is so criminally underrated - I mean seriously, what games let you grab someone behind cover, pull them towards you, kick them in the stomach, then shoot a firework in their balls? If you're into stupid stuff like that, you'll probably enjoy this.

An absolute masterpiece of a game. Easily up there in my top 3 games I've ever played. The characters are incredibly well developed, the dialogue is great, the storyline is amazing, and though the vanilla graphics are a bit lacklustre, there's nothing mods can't fix.

I went into this game expecting it to be all serious - very similar to how the first game was - and while to some extent that is true, it's the occasional moments of humour and witty quips from various NPCs and squadmates that made me enjoy it so much.

Take for example the following exchange of dialogue between you and a former squad member in one of the game's DLCs , Lair of the Shadow Broker (keep in mind that while there is a lot of DLC, one can attain them all for free with a few google searches)

The exchange in question occurs during a car chase.
You: "What kind of guns does this thing have?"
Teammate: "It's a taxi, it has a fare meter!"

It was these small moments that made the game so much more realistic, and the characters so much more lifelike.

Like I said, this is an absolute gem of a game. If you're going to play it, I recommend a few things:
- Play ME1 (that way you can import your character into this game, and then into 3)
- Install whatever mods you wish (The main one I'd recommend is ALOT, it changes heaps of the game's textures to look more crisp)
- Get all squadmates loyal and buy all upgrades for the Normandy. Play the game and you'll find out why.

After playing this game for (At the moment of writing this) 5 hours, I am now convinced I am a hybrid between John Wick, Neo, and that guy that Vin Diesel played that one time.

It's the most innovative shooter I've played in years.

It's SuperHOT

Not just one of the best - if not the best - fallout games of all time, but also one of the best open world RPG games ever created.

New Vegas is honestly a game I could spend thousands of hours in. You could spend thousands of hours in. It's that easy to get lost in it. Hell, on my first playthrough I didn't get started on the main quest until I was level 28.

Hundreds of NPCs and locations, a plethora of arms and armour for you to use, and an engaging, captivating, deeper-than-the-depths-of-the-Mariana-Trench storyline for you to get invested in. Not to mention the amazing DLCs available, which just add to the already amazing experience. And that's without mods.

If you ever decide to play a fallout game, even just one, make it this one. There's a reason this is considered the best of the franchise.









Also, stay away from Fallout 4.

I thoroughly dislike bulldozers

Easily the most addicting and downright loony first-person shooter I have ever played. 900 Hours, and I'm still not bored. Just play it.